Badminton Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

Astronauts playing badminton in space

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

"They don't keep score. It saves arguments."

How the west was really won...

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Ratminton

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Once more, with fury."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Multisports

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'