Badminton Enthusiast Gifts

Goldfish playing badminton.

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

Astronauts playing badminton in space

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

"They don't keep score. It saves arguments."

How the west was really won...

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Polar bear bowling alley

Ratminton

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Once more, with fury."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.