Badminton Lovers Gifts

"Uh-oh."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Ratminton

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

I love PE.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Multisports

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Don't play with your food!

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

Cat and mouse tennis court

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

'You know your problem don't you? You've got tennis elbow.'

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

'For the best tennis you need a proper stance.' - 'That's right, in an armchair with beer and nuts.'

'Start warming up the lefty.'

"A little higher..."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.