Badminton Lovers Gifts

"Uh-oh."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Ratminton

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

I love PE.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Multisports

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

Don't play with your food!

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Cat and mouse tennis court

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Luis Suarez

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

'Start warming up the lefty.'

Snowmen

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

'For the best tennis you need a proper stance.' - 'That's right, in an armchair with beer and nuts.'

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.