Badminton Buffs Gifts

You guys can try all day, but I'm telling you, you'll never be able to land on your head.

Carolina María Marín Martín

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Ratminton

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"You are still here."

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

An infinity pool table

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

I love PE.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'Will that be coach?'

Multisports

Biliard Enthusiast

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Arch of Triumph Save

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Don't play with your food!

Boxing Snowmen.

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'