Badminton Fan Gifts

"So this is the badminton horse trials"

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Ratminton

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Novak Djokovic

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'