Badmintonic Pillows

'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

Ratminton

'I like you, you've got balls.'

I love PE.

Football player taking the ball home.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Multisports

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Don't play with your food!

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Rock, paper, scissors

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'