Athletics Buff Gifts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

The Other Cooperstown

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'It's baseball season!'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Will that be coach?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."