Athletics Buff Gifts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

The Other Cooperstown

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'It's baseball season!'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Keep Fit.

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Will that be coach?'