Track And Field Buff Gifts

"I have bad knees."

'Stay back! He's threatening to jump!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Arch of Triumph Save

"Fit watch say me need more steps."