Running Buffs Gifts

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Keep fit.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Newton discovers surrealism

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"It's a plant based solution."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'