Running Buffs Mugs

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Keep fit.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Newton discovers surrealism

"It's a plant based solution."

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'