Track And Field Buffs Gifts

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

A Little Long Jumper.

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

High Jump

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Let go of the pole!'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'