Track And Field Fanatic Gifts

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

High Jump

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Jana Pittman

Pole Jumping Collision

'With the latest gold prices I think your medals are worth more than mine.'

Spiderweb on the High Jump

'Disqualify him. He didn't let go.'

'We don't know a cause yet But we recovered his black box, which should give us some indication of what went wrong,'

'Let go of the pole!'

'He's been gone a good five minutes.'

'Here we go again...'

'And in lane four, representing Battersea Dogs Home...'

'How's it going so far?'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Running

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Alternative fielding positions

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes