Track And Field Fanatic Mugs

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

High Jump

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Jana Pittman

Pole Jumping Collision

'With the latest gold prices I think your medals are worth more than mine.'

Spiderweb on the High Jump

'Disqualify him. He didn't let go.'

'We don't know a cause yet But we recovered his black box, which should give us some indication of what went wrong,'

'Let go of the pole!'

'He's been gone a good five minutes.'

'Here we go again...'

'And in lane four, representing Battersea Dogs Home...'

'How's it going so far?'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Running

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"