Track And Field Aficionados Mugs

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A Little Long Jumper.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Runner going through hurdles.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

A skier and a paraglider

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.