Track And Field Aficionados Pillows

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

I like the Jets...I guess

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Runner going through hurdles.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A skier and a paraglider

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

High Jump

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"