Track & Field Fans Pillows

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

A Little Long Jumper.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Here we go again...'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

High Jump

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Let go of the pole!'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'