Racing Fans Pillows

Fast food

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Gentlemen Riders

Smile

First past the post.

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I believe you were first.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'On your mark, get set...'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Panto Horse at the Races

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'