Car Racing Fans Pillows

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Smile

Formula One car origami

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Pig Trotter

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Think Basics.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'On your mark, get set...'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Fast food

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

USA super power

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Professional runners chasing money