Motorsport Fan Pillows

Demanding father

Nobody thinks you're funny

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'God's speed.'

Critical Race Theory

'...My daughter could have married a dentist, you know...'

Fast food

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

Californian Grand Prix

Jacques Villeneuve: I'm a lousy driver, but she loves me anyway.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Smile

Goodwood Festival of Speed

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Bob's Driving School.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

Formula One car origami

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Pig Trotter

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Pamplona 500

'Think Basics.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Micheal Schumacher.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'