Sportscar Fan Pillows

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Bob's Driving School.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Smile

Formula One car origami

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Think Basics.'

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Dog Scalextric

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'So, hows the ullage?'

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

Fast food

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"I heart the air in my hair!"