Sportscar Fan Gifts

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Bob's Driving School.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

Smile

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Formula One car origami

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Pig Trotter

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Think Basics.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Fast food

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

'So, hows the ullage?'

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

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