Track & Field Fans Mugs

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

Pole Vault Rules

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Formula One car origami

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

High Jump

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

Centaur Sprinter

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Let go of the pole!'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Pole Vault Washing Line