Track And Field Fans Pillows

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.

The Unsportables: Shot Put

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Here we go again...'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A Little Long Jumper.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Formula One car origami

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

High Jump

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Centaur Sprinter

Pig Trotter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'Let go of the pole!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Fast food

The Pole Vault Washing Line