Track And Field Fans Pillows

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.

The Unsportables: Shot Put

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

A Little Long Jumper.

Pole Vault Rules

'Here we go again...'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Formula One car origami

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

High Jump

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Pig Trotter

Centaur Sprinter

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Let go of the pole!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'