Track And Field Buff Pillows

"I have bad knees."

'Stay back! He's threatening to jump!'

Golfing Boss

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Weight Gain Denial

Arch of Triumph Save

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"My diet book is outselling yours."