Running Buff Pillows

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Some scents are nonsense.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

We're polishing our brand.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.