Train Buff Pillows

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"I hope you don't mind. She can't bear to ride backwards."

'You're improperly dressed Benskins !'

Hey guys come see, Trevors found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Mikado

Deflator mouse

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Un ballo in maschera

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'