Train Travel Buff Pillows

Condescending.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Packed like sardines

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Latest Railway Marvel.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

A white collar cow.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Quick, follow that star

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An Appreciation

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

S**t Creek Halt