Train Travel Storyteller Pillows

'...We apologise for the delay and disruption to your pain awareness experience, oops, journey.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

A white collar cow.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

The aviation experts come out to play

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'