Travel Tale Teller Pillows

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

"A strong team shares an interest in each others lives."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Free Little Library

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Benefits of Living Abroad

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Tourist Attractions

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...