Travel Tale Teller Pillows

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

"A strong team shares an interest in each others lives."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Free Little Library

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

The aviation experts come out to play

"Who wants to go first?"

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.