Transportation Storyteller Pillows

School bus. Stop. Learn.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Doubledecker bus stop

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

The aviation experts come out to play

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'I was able to bypass the main artery...But enough about my commute to work.'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge