Transportation Tales Pillows

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Go to Hell'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Early traffic survey

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

The Day the Wheel was Invented

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Retired Cabbie

Blacksmiths

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Conductor asks people to move so he can get a large lady on to the omnibus

"That explains a lot."

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Doctors hitchhiking

Carriage throws dust into a boy's face