Traffic Tales Connoisseur Pillows

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'Go to Hell'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

All-way stops.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'And he wants to be a road block!'

Bigfoot gets yet another speeding ticket.

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

People of low social status next 4 exits.

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

"Go on... We dare you!"