Traffic Tale Follower Pillows

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do not pass.

Traffic Jam

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Go to Hell'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Slow, Men at Work.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

All-way stops.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Speed Limit.

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

Clark gets nailed.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

People of low social status next 4 exits.

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.