Traffic Comic Lover Pillows

Clancy: Pedestrians

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Family traits.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'It's a slow trap.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Traffic Jam

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Snail Crossing.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Speed Limit.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Clark gets nailed.