Traffic Trivia Fan Pillows

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do not pass.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Snail Crossing.

Early traffic survey

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"