Traffic Trivia Fanatic Pillows

People of low social status next 4 exits.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

'It's a slow trap.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Early traffic survey

Snail Crossing.

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Clamping

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'And he wants to be a road block!'