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People of low social status next 4 exits.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

'It's a slow trap.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Traffic Jam

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Early traffic survey

Snail Crossing.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

Clamping

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

Geese can be very inconsiderate --- They honk and tailgate.

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."