Traffic Trivia Expert Pillows

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Give Way To Cyclists

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Early traffic survey

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Snail Crossing.

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'I'll do the talking.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

UFO at the traffic lights...