Traffic Trivia Expert Pillows

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Give Way To Cyclists

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Early traffic survey

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Snail Crossing.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'I'll do the talking.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

UFO at the traffic lights...

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'