Traffic Trivia Fan Prints

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do not pass.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Early traffic survey

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Snail Crossing.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.