Traffic Joke Enthusiast Prints

"In that case you're getting a ticket for parking on a motorway."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic Jam

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Snail Crossing.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Clown car lane: 10 or more.