Traffic Jokester Prints

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

'Sorry, but you can't drive in the HOV lane because you've gained ten pounds.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Push for Disco...

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Traffic Jam

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Slow, Men at Work.

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'