Taxi Tale Enthusiast Pillows

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'Follow that cab!'

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

Quick, follow that star

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Elephant Taxi Emergency

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Uber Files

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'Did you whistle?'

Where’s Santa?

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

'Did you whistle?'

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Europa and the Bull

Hailing a Taxi

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Portly man with hands full asked to jump onto the roof of the bus