Taxi Tale Enthusiast Gifts

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Quick, follow that star

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Uber Files

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Elephant Taxi Emergency

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Did you whistle?'

Where’s Santa?

'Did you whistle?'

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Europa and the Bull

Hailing a Taxi

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Portly man with hands full asked to jump onto the roof of the bus