Taxi Adventure Lover Gifts

'MEXICO!'

Warrior Woman

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Quick, follow that star

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Uber Files

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Elephant Taxi Emergency

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Actually, I prefer to ride in the mountains.

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'Did you whistle?'

Donkey Car

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

Where’s Santa?

'Did you whistle?'

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

Man Painting Train Tunnel

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Europa and the Bull

Hailing a Taxi

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

Be creative...

"If he says, 'Nothing is certain but death and taxis' one more time..."