Taxi Traveler Gifts

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Off to see the world

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Vaccination Passport

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Limerick Airport

Recalculating!

'Follow that cab!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Jungle Taxi

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"