Taxi Driving Gifts

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'Follow that cab!'

"Rockefeller Center."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

Jungle Taxi

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Man whistles while driving his car.

Filling up.

Wall Street...

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Sat-Nav for Men