Taxi Dispatcher Gifts

'There have been a few changes while you were on holiday...It's all part of our new policy of maximising revenue generation from underutilised fixed assets.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

The last Passenger Pigeon

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Night-shift entrance

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"Rockefeller Center."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'