Taxi Dispatcher Gifts

'There have been a few changes while you were on holiday...It's all part of our new policy of maximising revenue generation from underutilised fixed assets.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

The last Passenger Pigeon

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'Follow that cab!'

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Jungle Taxi

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"Rockefeller Center."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."