Local Taxi Driver Gifts

With gas at three bucks a gallon, Eva felt that the neighbor kids should pay their share.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Are we broke yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Follow that cab!'

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Jungle Taxi

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Man whistles while driving his car.

Filling up.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Sat-Nav for Men