Taxi Rides Gifts

'The meter's running.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

End the Winter Blues

Fist Bumper Cars

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Limerick Airport

Recalculating!

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'...Please stop the...'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Rockefeller Center."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."