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'The meter's running.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

End the Winter Blues

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Fist Bumper Cars

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'Follow that cab!'

Jungle Taxi

'...Please stop the...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."