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Zero Fuel Taxis

'I'll tell you another thing I hate - graffiti artists, if ever I get one in my cab...'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

A taxi passenger climbs into the car filled with signs.

Now Arriving

All You Can Eat

"Straight on - you'll recognise it when we get there."

Snail Taxi.

Gas Powered

Igor's hunch finally pays off.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Taxicab confession: 'Thanks for the ride. I have no money.'

Car traffic

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Are we broke yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."